Cat Dumper – Sorry

Really? I doubt it. She is however sorry that she got caught. She is sorry she is being hounded by the press. She is sorry people are saying mean things to her and about her. She could still care less about what the cat felt sitting alone and trapped, no food or water. No way out. What did she think? That the cats legs would suddenly grow long enough for it to reach up, push the lid open and escape. Did she think it would have a jolly good time sitting at the bottom of a hot, suffocating, stinking mess?

Or was she planning, plotting, hoping, knowing damn well that if no one ever found it in there it would be smushed in a giant scary, noisy trash truck. A person’s beloved pet squashed in a trash truck and all she can do is half-heartedly barely paying attention mumble a pathetic stupid apology. She is only sorry to have been discovered. Oh and she wants her life back now so she can go and play with the man from BP. Maybe they can take a few classes on what acting and looking sorry look like to the rest of the world.