Monthly Archives: January 2011

What is too come?

Thinking of Nancy

I happened upon this little bit of oddness while on the internet. http://articles.cnn.com/2011-01-28/travel/idiot.abroad_1_karl-pilkington-ricky-gervais-series-preview?_s=PM:TRAVEL and it made me think of you Nancy. In one of your posts you spoke about Andrew Zimmerman’s show Bizzare Foods. At first reading I thought this would be a totally stupid show because of Ricky Gervais who I can not stand. After reading on to the second page though I might at least check it out once. But anytime someone mentions moving out of your comfort zone you should know to just say NO!

A Mother’s Education

I watched the most heart warming story on the news a while ago. A mother in Pakistan isĀ  attending the first grade with her two young sons. Most importantly she has the blessing and encouragement of her husband. What a wonderful thing to see when what we usually see from that part of the world is the exact opposite. I loved that the husband said if his wife is educated then his family will benefit from it. I am so happy for this woman.

Painted Kitty (may be a repeat)

Funnies

I don’t normally do this with forwards that I receive in an e-mail but these are so very funny and is there anyone who doesn’t need a good laugh? I don’t think so. I hope this counts as fair use because I am not claiming to have written them, just sharing them.

You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

21. What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack ..!@#$
A Bad Skydiver Goes !@#$…. Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Now, admit it…. At least one of these made you smile.
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Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

Protests/Looters

Why? Why is anyone looting in the middle of these protests in Egypt? Are they standing up for something or trying to tear the country down? It’s sad to hear to hear about the Egyptian Museum being torn up like that. I have never understood looting during a time of crisis. It’s such a deplorable act. Good luck and best wishes to the good people of Egypt.